That's because it is impossible to find a treasure like you!Ĥ7. I love playing hide and seek but won't play with you. I want to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step!Ĥ6. Are you a criminal? It's not legal to be this adorable!Ĥ5. I need a map because I get lost in your eyes every single time I see you!Ĥ4. Are you feeling exhausted? I am asking because you keep running on my mind all day!Ĥ3. If you were a triangle you would have been an acute one.Ĥ2. Can I follow you on Instagram? My parents have always told me to follow my dreams! Hilarious Pick-up Lines for HimĤ1. I need to call God right now and inform one of the angels from heaven is missing!Ĥ0. Are you cold? You can use me as a blanket to warm you up!ģ8. How does it feel to be the most beautiful person on this Earth?ģ7. Oh wait, there is something on your face! It's a lot of cuteness!ģ5. If you were a fruit, you would be a ‘fine-apple!’ģ4. I think God listened to my prayers! Here's my prince charming standing right in front of me!ģ3. Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me because I like you a latte!ģ2. The safest place for my heart is your soul.ģ1. I might go to jail because I have stolen your heart.ģ0. You are so beautiful! The sun, the stars, and the universe must be jealous of you!Ģ9. You add sparkle to my life just like glitter!Ģ8. Are you tired? I can hold your hands for you!Ģ7. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?Ģ6. I don't know how to click photos, but I can picture us together!Ģ5. This might sound cheesy, but I really think you are great.Ģ4. I am not an artist, but you are my muse!Ģ3. I am happy I have life insurance because your attractiveness has made my heart stop!Ģ2. All the beauty of this world is in your eyes! Cheesy Pick-up Lines for HimĢ1. Even though I don't drink, you intoxicate me!Ģ0. I was going to say something cute, but your dashing looks have made me speechless.ġ9. I am no thief, but I can steal your heart!ġ8. If you don't believe in love at first sight, I can walk past you again!ġ7. My heart is locked, and only you have the key to it!ġ6. You are a king that reigns in my heart!ġ5. If I had to tell you how gorgeous you are, days and nights would pass by.ġ4. Are you a wi-fi? Because I feel a strong connection with you!ġ3. Together we can make a pretty cute couple!ġ2. If you were a song, you would be the best track on my smartphone!ġ1. Do you have GPS on your cell phone? I am going to get lost in your striking eyes!ġ0. You are so sweet that you can give direct competition to Hershey's.ĩ. Do you have an extra heart? Because mine just got stolen!Ĩ. Hey, please hold me! I might fall for you any moment!ħ. I used to think love at first sight is a theory until I saw you.Ħ. Only two things can wake up my senses: you and coffee!Ĥ. Are you sure you are not a magnet? Because I am getting attracted to you!ģ. My mobile phone has stopped working because it doesn't have your phone number.Ģ. Simple means honest and unfussy, and it spares embarrassment on all sides.1. Rather than strolling over to the person who interests you and delivering a pre-rehearsed statement (or worse, asking a question in the manner of someone who’s just bursting to share the answer because it’s sure to induce hilarity on all sides - spoiler: questions like that rarely have the desired effect), why not strike up a conversation in a non-rehearsed way, by showing a genuine interest in the other person and who they are, or ask them for coffee? It’s a sad misconception that simple means dull, in the dating sphere. Even a casual “What do you do?” is better than a pre-rehearsed statement. Instead, why not keep things simple? Start by introducing yourself, or by asking her a question - it doesn’t matter how mundane. If you start the conversation with an obvious pick up line in this day and age, the conversation is distinctly unlikely to have the desired effect (which, we’re sure, is thoroughly honourable). Pick up lines are cliched and cheesy there’s no getting around that. To aid you in navigating this social landmine, we’ve outlined just exactly why the pick up line needs to be dropped and we’ve put together a couple of suggestions on what, exactly, you should do instead. Pick up lines - like so many long established societal trends - are outdated and borderline embarrassing. We’ve all been there - popular culture would have us believe that the much lauded ‘pick up line’ is an area of expertise worth investing in.īut is it? In our current climate, is there really a space for something as obligatory, cursory and performative as a single line designed to leave the object of your affection (or, more often, attraction) falling at your feet? Gents: there isn’t. It’s a tricky business, isn’t it? How many times have you Googled ‘best pick up lines’, in an attempt to bring a little more spark into your dating life ? We’re guessing more times than you’d care to admit but don’t worry.
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